2 definitions by John Shmigma

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No real meaning, just any insult of your choice.

A monkey who douches.
Hunter is such a fucking douche monkey, all he does is pretend to be black.

After the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, Jerry, was happy to eat her out.
by John Shmigma February 23, 2005
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A Cheese like fungus that grows on the foreskin of dirty/ uncircumcised wangs
The monkey had to eat the shmigma off of its penis because he thought it was cheese.
by John Shmigma February 22, 2005
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