John Phillips's definitions

Small Penis Mobile

Any vehicle modified to stand out, whether by size, muffler noise, stereo, wheels, tinting, or stripes, so as to create the illusion of manhood and self worth in the midst of a pointless insecure primal existance. Size and noise are the default mediums whereby those who have nothing to offer themselves or society can protest their own ignorance as if it were someone else's fault.

I heard a loud muffler followed by screeching tires and turned to see the small penis mobile.

by John Phillips April 19, 2006

Skank Daddy

A person who gets with skanks, such as those at Aotea College, Wellington, New Zealand.

Sam O'Kieth
(Sam give gannon his ring back!!)

by John Phillips June 10, 2003