Definitions by John Not hammond

Matt 

He is a short, fuzzy, and resembles a Hobbit. They often run into the street where they will spin in circles and yell before walking back onto the sidewalk. Matt's are very shy creatures, and will usually run from any form of anything like a little girl.

Here we see the wild Matt, grazing on the tall grass, as the lion approaches the Matt runs away, the lion is left to starve

-David Attenborough

Matt by John Not hammond April 23, 2017

ninepapple 

A backwards pineapple

Vanessa's vagina looks like a ninepapple

ninepapple by John Not hammond March 23, 2017