Definitions by John Niederbuhl

canal 

A sissy, wus, pussy, lacking spine, no guts, femmy

He flaked again, took her to some girl flick, then shopping Saturday, wouldn't even stop for a forty--what a canal!

canal by John Niederbuhl April 15, 2008

hammer

To deal with rejection, anger and frustration in futile, possibly self-injurious ways--such as by pounding salt up one's ass

I'm not his tool, he can go hammer.

hammer by John Niederbuhl April 13, 2008

Flap 

Noun: Idle, but animated chat--could be directed to one who is not interested or could be catching up between acquaintances, akin to shooting the s--t, but of shorter duration.

Verb: To engage in such chat (like birds flap their wings and vocalize when getting together)

She came at me with some inane flap, and it was all I could do to act polite.

I'll be watching the game while you girls flap.

Flap by John Niederbuhl April 12, 2008