Definitions by John McNally

hoop shute

An asshole or vagina that is so large only a basketball could have passed through it to make it that big.

"Sarah has one hell of a hoop shute."

"I fisted that hoop shute."

An idiot who deserves to be kicked in the man marbles and slapped across the face for being such an ignorant fool.

Hey Slapnuts!

Jimmy you are such a Slapnuts!