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Dick Smith
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A flask or bottle of
alchohol
that a 'closeted' alcholic keeps
hidden
, but
always
close at hand.
He
keeps
his Dick Smith in the
bottom drawer
of his desk. That's how he stays
always
drunk.
by
John Martini
September 1, 2006
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