Definitions by John Knowles Williams

crocodotting 

Leaping (light of step and firm of resolve) from crocodile to crocodile across a river, fjord, marshland, or other body of water with intent to cross or traverse said crocodile dotted body of water.

"Crocodotting aimlessly through the congo, Wilfred tugged listlessly at his adventure beard, his thoughts bearing the fruits of his erstwhile leaping and cavorting."

crocodotting by John Knowles Williams January 1, 2009

ham-hopping 

Leaping (light of step and firm of resolve) from ham to hammy ham in a muddy farmhouse locale or windy mountainous pig farm with intent to cross or traverse said ham-dotted spot of Earth.

"Ham-hopping cleanly across a mean mess of mud and crap, Hank fired a clean shot between the eyes of the deputy crocodotting after him."

ham-hopping by John Knowles Williams August 20, 2007