Definitions by John Jhonny Johnstone

Paper Penguin 

Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.

"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!

Paper Penguin by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018