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absolete

A combination of 'absolute' and 'obsolete.'

This is the idea that nothing is ever really 'absolute' in the universe, and that things are destined to become 'obsolete.'

It is used to reference cynical ideology preventing progress and growth.
It was once thought impossible to fill a gigabyte of data...

Space travel is impossible...

The world was flat...

These ideas are now absolete because they were considered to be solid fact and yet were proved otherwise.
by John Jacoby August 9, 2007
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piitbftw

Michael let me PIITBFTW last night. It was quickly followed by A2M.
by John Jacoby September 14, 2008
mugGet the piitbftwmug.

reet

Hey reet, knock it off!

Oh crap I'm such a reet!
by John Jacoby September 15, 2006
mugGet the reetmug.

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