Definitions by John Jacob Jingle Hymer Smit

dumpy kid 

a complete and total dumbass with absolutely no life who believes he is cool in correspondence to what his parents tell him and is destined to become a molesting priest

Dude, that dumpy kid just receieved a negative ten on the spelling test where the hardest word was dog.

dumpy kid by John Jacob Jingle Hymer Smit December 15, 2007