Definitions by John Hancock, Space Pirate

Pringles

official sponsor of the American Revolution, Lewis and Clark's exploration of the West, the Napoleonic regime and General Patton's asskickery

American Merchants: "England has prohibited ships from bringing tea into the colonies that is not from the East India Tea Company.
Continenal Congress: "Oh, that's a shame."
American Merchants: "There were also Pringles in that cargo."
Continental Congress: "WAR!"

Pringles by John Hancock, Space Pirate June 5, 2011