John Frederick Cannon's definitions

formular

What stupid math teachers with Jew Jersey accents say who can't say formula.

Teacher: Use the quadratic formular to solve the problem.
Student: Wtf! Why can't you say formula?!

by John Frederick Cannon December 23, 2007

hebrew quality

Another way of saying a cheap or crappily made product.

These $10 shoes fell apart after I wore them for two days. They're hebrew quality.

by John Frederick Cannon December 27, 2007