Definitions by John Doe555lp

vladlena 

A person who has intimacy issues and so can only fall asleep hugging inanimate objects. She also has a habit of licking bald spots on men, preferably if it's covered with chocolate. She is a very thorough person, so she will most likely rinse and repeat.

Eww you're such a Vladlena licking that bald spoy.

vladlena by John Doe555lp February 10, 2014