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gully teeth

Teeth that look like Gollum from Lord Of the Rings, Gully teeth should be a greenish grey color, be very crooked and shard, and look as if they are used to chew on soup cans all day .
Sweet Christ, look at the lady eating the burger over there, she has some razor sharp Gully Teeth
by John Detlor June 13, 2007
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Ghetto Turtle

When someone drinks half of a Colt .45, Maximum Ice, Olde English, or Schlitz and fills it back up with Green Kool-Aid. The resulting color looks like a Ghetto Turtle. It also tastes like licking sugar off a rusty bike chain.
Compton ass Terry was in the mood for something tropical so he hit up his O.E. with some Green Kool Aid for a Ghetto Turtle.
by John Detlor March 16, 2009
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The Menthol

The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a bunch of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock.
This girl gives the worst head, the only way I could make it worth my while was to make her give me the menthol.
by john Detlor March 20, 2009
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Summertime Sac

When your scrotum stretches out due to summer time weather. A tell tale sign of Summertime Sac is the need for a paint scraper to remove your satchel from your inner thigh.
Man I got the craziest Summertime Sac right now, I almost sat on my own balls !
by John Detlor March 13, 2009
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Mcnabbed

To be Mcnabbed is to be plagued with injury and unable to finish an entire season. Other symptoms of being McNabbed include choking in the super bowl, trying to blame shitty performance on racist sports writers, and having a stupid afro.
" I can't believe he blew out his knee on the first snap of the season,... he totally got Mcnabbed "
by John Detlor November 1, 2008
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The Tortoise

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
by John Detlor March 20, 2009
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Newtingdis

Newtingdis means this is something new, comes from jamaicans speaking broken english
See dis bong right hurr, Newtingdis
by John Detlor May 22, 2007
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