John Detlor 's definitions

Mcnabbed

To be Mcnabbed is to be plagued with injury and unable to finish an entire season. Other symptoms of being McNabbed include choking in the super bowl, trying to blame shitty performance on racist sports writers, and having a stupid afro.

" I can't believe he blew out his knee on the first snap of the season,... he totally got Mcnabbed "

by John Detlor November 1, 2008

The Tortoise

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

by John Detlor March 20, 2009

Dinkout

Dinkout is a term used strictly in the world of golf. A dinkout occurs when a male golfer hits an awful Tee Shot that makes the entire foursome look silly to those watching. Said golfer must than play the rest of that hole with his "dink" sticking out the fly of his pants.

Come on now man, it didn't even make it past the ladies tee... Thats a Dinkout

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Down like Syndrome

To be down like sydrome is to be 100% on board for a plan, scheme, or invitation.

" Hey wanna go smoke a joint? " "Ya man, Im Down like Syndrome"

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Rumpoed

1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality.

2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.

" I can't change lanes this van is too big to see anything.... I'm fucking Rumpoed."

by John Detlor October 24, 2008

Burpin' Kojak

To Masturbate.

Sorry I took so long in the shower, I was burpin' Kojak.

by John Detlor March 13, 2009

hurm

Can be used in many many ways in place of fuck usually

1. Are you hurming with me?
2. What the Hurm are you talking about?
3. Stop hurming around
4. Why the Hurm would you do that?

by John Detlor May 22, 2007