2 definitions by John Coktoastin
a form of reason acquired by spending far too much time at a casino. a player, typically down a considerable amount of money, will use any excuse possible to convince themself that the odds are far greater in their favor than they are. It is normally accompanied by multiple superstitions.
Guy 1: Dude did you just put all of your rent money down on black??
Guy 2: Yeah man, it's hit red 4 times in a row so I'm pretty much guaranteed to win.
Guy 1: WTF? Your casino logic is going to make us homeless.
Guy 2: Yeah man, it's hit red 4 times in a row so I'm pretty much guaranteed to win.
Guy 1: WTF? Your casino logic is going to make us homeless.
by John Coktoastin October 17, 2009
A sense of worth and authority that can only be gained by sitting behind a keyboard for countless hours blogging or commenting on forum threads. Typically reserved for individuals who feel as if they are well versed in the political or religious fields but in reality are more ignorant than the average human. Also accompanied by a general worthlessness in their real life. This is most commonly seen in younger individuals who have poor social skills and are void of any athletic or scholastic talent.
Guy 1: "Fuck all you noobs out there! When slavery finally comes back I hope you all get put into it! Haxorz 4 lyfe!!
Guy 2: "Wow, this is ridiculous. You're sense of keyboard empowerment has gotten out of hand"
Guy 2: "Wow, this is ridiculous. You're sense of keyboard empowerment has gotten out of hand"
by John Coktoastin October 13, 2009