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Coonments

1. Comments, or large swathes of comments in comment sections, especially in all-black, or predominantly black, online spaces with a pervasive air of internalized anti-blackness or agreement with bigoted individuals, institutions, fandoms, etc. Not applicable to non-black people in any context.
2. Any comment of a coonish nature made online by a black person. Not applicable to non-black people in any context.
I had to block Brian, I was tired of him putting coonments under my posts
by John Cloccwork March 26, 2026
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Coonments

1. Comments, or large swathes of comments in comment sections, especially in all-black, or predominantly black, online spaces with a pervasive air of internalized anti-blackness or agreement with bigoted individuals, institutions, fandoms, etc. Not applicable to non-black people in any context.
2. Any comment of a coonish nature made online by a black person. Not applicable to non-black people in any context.
I had to block Brian, I was tired of him putting coonments under my posts
by John Cloccwork March 26, 2026
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Cardi Bs

(Plural, noun) Extremely large, dark areolas
Shorty sent me 3 attachments, she got them Cardi Bs”
by John Cloccwork September 24, 2025
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