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Definitions by John Cheese Meluch

Nipple fuck 

When you slap your dick on a woman’s nipples till you cum
Titty fucking is so last year, i nipple fucked her last night

john cheese meluch 

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.
Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.

paul flores 

Some 30 year old Mexican kid on Alex Leybas channel who thinks he’s the shit. Even quoted by leyba who always talks shit about him “Hayden’s the real star of my channel” “Paul Flores thinks I’m immature but Hayden encourages my bad behaviors.
Alex: dude Paul Flores isn’t the best, Hayden is.

Hector Gonzalez: Indeed, Hayden’s the most under rated character in existence

alex leyba 

Some fat youtuber who hunts blu rays.
Salsa memes: dude Alex leyba should fuck Megan in the ass tonight

Hector Gonzalez: totally if Hayden can join too.