John Cheese Meluch 's definitions

Alex Leyba

The name you moan when you’re just tryna get a child support check

No one would fuck Alex Leyba except Jackie, she must want a child support check!

by John Cheese Meluch April 13, 2019

Covid19

The disease Anthony Hayes spreads to random girls when he sleeps with them behind his girlfriends back.

Bruh did you hear?!? Antonio gave his ex nikki a make up ass eating behind his girlfriends back and gave her covid19.

by John Cheese Meluch April 23, 2020

Megan Barnes

A girl who will always deny it but she sleeps around. She even got to Dalton Euler in the back of his Ford F-150 after he took her to eat at McDonald’s and bought her lots of fries

Megan Barnes favorite line is “Fries before guys” but she sure let Dalton stick his pepperoni in her hole and busted sweet Alfredo sauce all over his trucks back seat.

by John Cheese Meluch April 13, 2019

john cheese meluch

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.

Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.

by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019