Parma John cheese is the type of nigga who dates girls who’re fake to expose them and beat off to their fake nudes
by John Cheese Meluch June 01, 2019

by John Cheese Meluch April 04, 2019

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.
Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.
Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.
Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.
by John Cheese Meluch April 03, 2019

A girl who will always deny it but she sleeps around. She even got to Dalton Euler in the back of his Ford F-150 after he took her to eat at McDonald’s and bought her lots of fries
Megan Barnes favorite line is “Fries before guys” but she sure let Dalton stick his pepperoni in her hole and busted sweet Alfredo sauce all over his trucks back seat.
by John Cheese Meluch April 13, 2019
