John Carpenter's definitions

G.W. Bush

"Claims" he's a Christian.

Yeah right!

And so was KKKlinton and King Herod too,right?

Janet Reno is bigfoot!

by John Carpenter May 2, 2004

Gimungous

Absolutely massive, bigger than pretty much anything. A fusing of the words ginormous and humungous.

The Universe is expanding. If this is true, by now it must be gimungous

by John Carpenter January 25, 2005