John Banjophonist's definitions

Rubik’s

Rubik’s - as in Rubik’s Cube, the plural being Rubik’s Cubes (rhyming slang) “pubes”

“Do you wax or shave your Rubik’s?”

(not recommended on first dates)

by John Banjophonist March 19, 2022

Scotsman's bollocks

Ginger nut biscuits aka ginger nuts

"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (

by John Banjophonist October 1, 2020

Throat Bollocks

Tonsils

As in Throat Bollockitis: tonsillitis

My throat bollocks are all swollen. I’ve got tonsillitis

by John Banjophonist October 24, 2019