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Scotsman's bollocks

"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (
by John Banjophonist October 1, 2020
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Throat Bollocks

My throat bollocks are all swollen. I’ve got tonsillitis
by John Banjophonist October 24, 2019
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Rubik’s

Rubik’s - as in Rubik’s Cube, the plural being Rubik’s Cubes (rhyming slang) “pubes”
Do you wax or shave your Rubik’s?”

(not recommended on first dates)
by John Banjophonist March 19, 2022
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