Definitions by John Banjophonist

Rubik’s 

Rubik’s - as in Rubik’s Cube, the plural being Rubik’s Cubes (rhyming slang) “pubes”

“Do you wax or shave your Rubik’s?”

(not recommended on first dates)

Rubik’s by John Banjophonist March 19, 2022

Scotsman's bollocks 

Ginger nut biscuits aka ginger nuts

"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (

Scotsman's bollocks by John Banjophonist October 1, 2020

Throat Bollocks 

Tonsils

As in Throat Bollockitis: tonsillitis

My throat bollocks are all swollen. I’ve got tonsillitis

Throat Bollocks by John Banjophonist October 24, 2019