John's definitions

rolling face

Taking Ecstasy to the point where you can't keep your eyes in the front of your head, your eyes are also jittering back and forth rapidly, your jaw looks like a cash register drawer, when you talk you sound like you have down syndrome, and at that moment, you wouldn't have it any other way.

holy crap am I rolling face!! Hey does anyone have a Newport?? Or some VapoRub??

by JoHn February 16, 2004

the pits

something that sucks

dude, that new movie's the pits, huh??

by JoHn February 16, 2004

oscar

Slang for OxyContin, a heroin-like painkiller that lots of people seem to like these days.

Yo man, you hangin out with Oscar today?? That dude owes me 80 bucks

ie-I was interested in purchasing an 80mg Oxy pill.

by JoHn February 16, 2004

Dumbassedness

An act (past tense) of being a dumbass.

It was major dumbassedness on Jim's part when he robbed the bank in broad daylight.

by John February 17, 2004

House of Pain

Awesome hip hop band. Old school, sings Jump around, An all time favorite whote boy rap song.

House of Pain in the heezy baaaby

by john February 20, 2004

wikipedia

An online encyclopedia that was created using a socialist method of production. Nobody owns Wikipedia, and nobody sells it or profits monetarily from it. Eveyone contributes what they can, and everyone shares equally in the finished product.

Wikipedia currently has over 200,000 articles.

Wikipedia and other GNU projects are proof of the power of socialism to accomplish what capitalism can't.

by John February 22, 2004

The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.

i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS

by John February 23, 2004