John's definitions

beaver tits

doesn't mean anything, can be modified to mean whatever you want.

"Hey beaver tits, get over here. "
or "Oh beaver tits, my dick fell off."

by John March 11, 2004

retail manager

This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.

Hitler was not a retail manager but many retail managers are little Hitler's.

by John December 20, 2003

Wet Wonder

Before having rough sex, gallons upon gallons of water need to be forced down until almost water poisined. While you sit there feeling sorry for yourself... your sex partner proceeds to make passionate love. During the whole time of sex, the male must maintain a constant stream of urine on to his lover. The lover must, in turn, drink the pee. Then pee it back out again. It is an cycle that ends as soon as the urine stops to flow.

I didnt have to bathe today because this morning i was involved in a 4 hour long Wet Wonder that purged me of my germs.

by John August 24, 2004

Southtown

The nickname for Southington, CT. A gangster name for Southington.

All the kids from the hood live in Southtown.

by John December 8, 2003

Excellent

Excellent is a word commonly used on the xbox live server by the users "Rushlow" and "BIG BAD TREKKIE"

Yo, Sean! I just owned that guy! Excellent.

by John December 13, 2004

rub a dub dub

a massive orge in ur bathtud when u cant tell if ur doing a guy or girl

i dont no

by john December 6, 2003

Gentleman Theif

A Rouge, someone who is crafty and slick. Even in theifery, the lowest of the low he is smooth and higher than most

You are such a Gentleman Theif!

You took that watch like a true Gentleman Theif

by John November 15, 2004