John's definitions

alabama

Alabama is a great place. The people who write this shit saying that we are a bunch of rednecks and live in sheds and fly Confederate flags is a bunch of bull shit. Come to Alabama. You will be shocked at what awsome things we have. Probably better than what your state has for the ignorant people who criticize our state. You guys are the real rednecks.

War Damn Eagle!!

by John April 6, 2004

WHAT A NOOB

The ultimae phrase as you stand over a dead body and tea bag repeatidly.

*Pray assasinated Supa*
Pray *shouts* WHAT A NOOB

by john December 17, 2004

Bhulinder

Impregnant a canadian woman.
to Impregnant a woman over the internet

When we went to Toronto I thought it would be a good idea to get some nookie, unfortunately I bhulindered her. Now I am screwed

by john September 2, 2003

magician

A person lacking any talent, yet skilled enough to master the art of boring people to death. Closely related to jugglers, mimes, and unicyclists.

The magician will be performing shortly. We should leave now.

by John July 22, 2004

groove

A spiral scratch in a record.

Look at the groove in that record!

by John February 12, 2006

Shrizew

Derived from the play "The Taming of the Shrew" written by Shakespeare, "Shrizew" replaces "Shrew" in the play's title. This is a direct result of when the Robinsonification process is applied to modern day dialogue.

"The Taming of the Shrizew"
"Yo, did you read the Shrizew last night?"
"I'd love to go bowling, but I gotta read this shrizew..."

by John March 9, 2005

sunken turd

A word that means all the coolest words put into one.

that was some "sunken turd" food
Im "sunken turded"

by john December 20, 2003