9 definitions by John Q Moron

The act of corporations literally playing with the public as one would play with one's food by dreaming up stupid-looking clothes, claiming they're 'in', 'stylish' or 'cool' then selling these clothes for stupid amounts of money. Anyone with sense would wear just what's casual and comfortable.
by John Q Moron December 7, 2003
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The condition of believing you're being stalked/hunted/spied on by someone. These stalkers ALWAYS come into one of 4 categories:

1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?

It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.
"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get me!!"
by John Q Moron December 7, 2003
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