Definitions by Jogney brogden

Shoe Mustard 

When your dogglestyle cream pie drips onto your kicks.

I Left my Jordans on for more traction, now I got this big ass blob of Shoe Mustard that won't come out. I'm lucky it wasn't truffle butter.

Shoe Mustard by Jogney brogden October 29, 2018

The Full Spinach 

When your finger goes in "three knuckles deep" in a oraface or sphincter. Or a colonoscopy gone wrong.

We had so much tequila last night, she went the full spinach on me.

The Full Spinach by Jogney brogden July 20, 2016