2 definitions by JoeyFromTheBlock

Mustard Precum

That watery shit that comes out before you squirt your mustard

I just shot so much mustard precum. It's gonna ruin my weiner

by JoeyFromTheBlock March 11, 2015

Black Dare

A dare that has no get-out clause. If you Black Dare someone, they can't back out of it, under any circumstances.

Person A: "I dare you to go chat up that fat bird at the bar".

Person B: "Well I BLACK dare you. That means you HAVE to do it".

by JoeyFromTheBlock June 22, 2011