Seabiscut

A slang term for the endangered Russian Mountain Goat, a primary target of Goatsex.

Bindi gave a Korean BJ to Seabiscut's Junior Fatu.

by Joey Orgler November 06, 2007

Batista Bomb

One of the lesser known sexual taboos. Practiced mainly in Zambia, it consists of "dropping a deuce" into your partners mouth. Next, the "bomber" gags the their lover in an effort to trap the excrement. Finally, party A punches the victim repeatedly until they:
A) Swallow the feces, and/or
B) Pass out.

A common misconception arose when professional wrestling commentators mislabeled a "Brooklyn Bomb" as a "Batista Bomb." This has been acknowledged by the pair, Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield, in a highly-publicized press statement regarding the humiliating mistake.

Krystal and I had two hours till work, so i gave her a Batista Bomb

by Joey Orgler November 05, 2007

fat dick

Ironically, this refers to the launch equipment used in Goatsex.

I used a fat dick to have Goatsex with Seabiscut.

by Joey Orgler November 06, 2007