Joeseph Campbell's definitions

keistered

To smuggle or conceal in ones anus. To hide a foreign substance in ones rectum.

Steve totally keistered that hard boiled egg without cracking it.

by Joeseph Campbell April 21, 2006

pulling weeds

A sub-standard hand job where the administer fails to realize that the phallus of the subject is in fact attached to the body. A rough-pulling-hand job.

Steve was totally pulling weeds.

by Joeseph Campbell April 21, 2006