Duck

A Duck is a small animal possessed entirely by the devil in order to slow down the traffic.

WTF!!! Those ducks are walking across the road... stopping the traffic!!!!

by Joel Collett January 29, 2008

Fitchett

Fitchett The abilty to determine the difference between wanker, wench and douche.

"Oh non-wanker/wench, I can sense your a douche, its my Fitchett blood"

"I can tell that I'm a wanker, because I am a Fitchett"

"Beardface, your wifes a wench! If i wern't an amazing Fitchett you wouldn't have known that"

"No really wench...your such a douche"

by Joel Collett April 16, 2009

Joel

Joel is an adjective used largely in the Surrey/Hampshire area used to describe a person of God-like qualities or to decribe someone who has just done a God-like act.

To pull a Joel - To stop a lorry thats brakes have been cut

To BE a Joel - To have God-like characteristics in your persona.

by Joel Collett January 17, 2008