Joe the hoe fo show's definitions

Saddlecrack

a nickname given to a school located in Santa Ana, CA called Saddleback. Saddlecrack is used to show a rather poignant dislike for the school mainly because they do not exceed particularly well in sports or academics.

Man, we're playing Saddlecrack tomorrow.

by Joe the hoe fo show May 11, 2009

elephant boner

the act of hitting someone in the ass particularly hard using your knee while holding their shoulders with your hands and yelling "elephant boner!" upon impact of the knee into said ass.

Man i shouldn't have turned away from Jacob, he gave me a really hard elephant boner.

by Joe the hoe fo show May 11, 2009