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Joe Zakelj's definitions
Faptop
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Using your laptop to shield an
erection
when
another
person walks in on a
fap session
.
Bill used his faptop so his mom wouldn't
realizing
he was
playing
with himself
in bed
.
by
Joe Zakelj
January 11, 2011
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