Definitions by Joe Rodgers (cotk)

u bend blocker 

a turd so big that it blocks the u bend

u bend blocker by Joe Rodgers (cotk) January 21, 2006

erection section 

top shelf of a newsagents

erection section by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

crackerjacks 

testicles

as in "im of upstairs to whack my crackerjacks"

crackerjacks by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

knob chopper 

precariously balenced toilet seat which falls down while having a piss and therfore must be held up manualy

knob chopper by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

spuds puds 

a friend called spuds testicles

"hey look spuds playing with his puds"

spuds puds by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003