Joe Rodgers (cotk)'s definitions

spuds puds

a friend called spuds testicles

"hey look spuds playing with his puds"

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

u bend blocker

a turd so big that it blocks the u bend

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) January 21, 2006

knob chopper

precariously balenced toilet seat which falls down while having a piss and therfore must be held up manualy

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

crackerjacks

testicles

as in "im of upstairs to whack my crackerjacks"

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

erection section

top shelf of a newsagents

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003