u bend blocker

a turd so big that it blocks the u bend

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 08, 2003

crackerjacks

testicles

as in "im of upstairs to whack my crackerjacks"

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 08, 2003

erection section

top shelf of a newsagents

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 08, 2003

knob chopper

precariously balenced toilet seat which falls down while having a piss and therfore must be held up manualy

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 08, 2003

spuds puds

a friend called spuds testicles

"hey look spuds playing with his puds"

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 08, 2003