u bend blocker

a turd so big that it blocks the u bend
by Joe Rodgers (cotk) January 21, 2006
mugGet the u bend blockermug.

erection section

top shelf of a newsagents
by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 08, 2003
mugGet the erection sectionmug.

crackerjacks

as in "im of upstairs to whack my crackerjacks"
by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 08, 2003
mugGet the crackerjacksmug.

knob chopper

precariously balenced toilet seat which falls down while having a piss and therfore must be held up manualy
by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 08, 2003
mugGet the knob choppermug.