Definitions by Joe Mammoth

teg 

1. Synonym For Homosexual.

2. Titty Eating Grandma.

3. A Tubby Gamer That Masturbates Often.

Joe: Fuck man I feel like a teg just sitting here eating taco bell playing cod with my left hand while masturbating with my right hand.

Bob: You're fucked up.

teg by Joe Mammoth July 20, 2012