Joe K Smith Jr the two's definitions

brownbacking

Screwing oneself with a personally influenced and recently enacted legal statute or executive order.

The Governor of Kansas was really brownbacking himself when he rescinded LGBT protections in the state.

by Joe K Smith Jr the two February 11, 2015

shambies

Being in the state of shambles.

Shambies! I dropped my fucking phone in the toilet.

by Joe K Smith Jr the two March 17, 2009