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Definitions by Joe Fink

Acronym for 'Vice President I'd Like to Fuck'. In reference to the Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
Damn that Sarah Palin is HOT! She's a V-PILF!!
V-PILF by Joe Fink October 21, 2008

Barney Fife 

To put and end to a task or thought in it's early stages.
To be used in place of the phrase "Nip it in the bud", as Barney Fife (Don Knotts) from The Andy Griffith Show used to say.
Adam: "I heard Joe wants to ask your sister out to the club Saturday night."
Kevin: "That scumbag? I'd better Barney Fife that idea right away!"
Barney Fife by Joe Fink December 31, 2007