Definitions by Joe Famunda

famunda 

The untrue origin of any item of unknown origin.

Inquisitive one: Hey, where did you get that?

Smart-ass: Famunda

Inquisitive one: Where?

Smart-ass: Famunda my balls

famunda by Joe Famunda May 14, 2005

bad big ed 

A bad situation. Often involving room-mates, car problems, girl problems, etc. Sometimes related to bowel problems.

Archaic: The need to stop for gas whilst traveling long distances.

Origin: Big Ed's Gas Farm in the television show Twin Peaks.

"What's your big ed?"

"I got me a bad big ed. I got bad hams, Helvis is in town, and that chicken sandwich from Wendy's ain't sittin' too well."

"Wow. That's bad. . .real bad."

bad big ed by Joe Famunda May 14, 2005