Joe D Beacon's definitions

turd trail

A shit shadow or velcro fart.

"I wouldn't walk there if I was you, that's right in my turd trail"

by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008

bottom bugle

A loud fart. Also see trouser trumpet

"Some bottom bugle that one, thought I was on Family Fortunes for a moment"

by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008

Shit shadow

The phenomenon that occurs when someone breaks wind and then moves from the original location in which they committed their bottom bugle to a secondary position, in doing so dragging the aroma of the trouser trumpet from the first point to the next. A shit shadow is formed between the two points.
Also velcro fart.

Victim: "For pity's sake, have you just farted?"
Culprit: "Don't know what you're talking about"
Victim: "You liar. I've just walked through your shit shadow and it now smells of week old cauliflower in here."

by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008

velcro fart

A bottom bugle that follows the creator from one area to another. See shit shadow

"That was one hell of a velcro fart I just did. I released it at the bottom of the high street and it's still with me now."

by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008

flight of shite

A stench of noxious fumes that follows the perpetrator from one area to another. See shit shadow, velcro fart or turd trail

"Stand downwind of Clive and you'll be right in his flight of shite"

by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008