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euroweenie

A European, or American who wishes he/she were European, with an ultra-liberal view of the world, who believes that the United States should roll over like a bunch of pussies and become testicle-less Socialist wimps like they are.
John Kerry is a Euroweenie.
by Joe Blow February 2, 2005
mugGet the euroweeniemug.

Dirty Pablo

To pull your Johnson out of a girls (or guys) ass and promptly shove it in her mouth.
While I was jackhammering her ass I decided to give her a dirty Pablo, I so pulled pole out and shoved it in her mouth! She loved it!
by Joe Blow February 11, 2005
mugGet the Dirty Pablomug.

shiiiit

used to express the unlikelyhood of something happening.
person: would you pop to the stores and get some milk?
james: Shiiit!

person:do you think you've got a chance with that girl?
James: Shiiit!

James: I really like doing this newspaper...shiiit!
by Joe Blow November 25, 2004
mugGet the shiiiitmug.

acute dick

a dick that turns around on itself that has less then a 90 degree turn
man that guy got an acute that hits him straight in the gut when he bends over
by joe blow November 12, 2002
mugGet the acute dickmug.

cocamo

your a dumb cocamo
by joe blow October 10, 2003
mugGet the cocamomug.

douche box

a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in
yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in
by joe blow February 15, 2003
mugGet the douche boxmug.

fucktart

This guy Bobbie Stan, he is a real fucktart.
by Joe Blow October 31, 2002
mugGet the fucktartmug.

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