Definitions by Joe Bastard

retarded animal babies 

Very funny, yet equally gross, cartoon about three year old animals and their adventures through life. Comes equipped with foul language. And that little hampsters obsessed with Bruce Willis.

"Santa, O Dark One, I'll whisper, not shout. Please give me my gun, I won't shoot my eye out."

retarded animal babies by Joe Bastard June 25, 2004

Van Hagar 

Term referring to the period when Sammy Hagar almost ruined Van Halen.

"Van Hagar sucks"

Van Hagar by Joe Bastard February 28, 2004