Joe Bastard's definitions

Van Hagar

Term referring to the period when Sammy Hagar almost ruined Van Halen.

"Van Hagar sucks"

by Joe Bastard February 28, 2004

retarded animal babies

Very funny, yet equally gross, cartoon about three year old animals and their adventures through life. Comes equipped with foul language. And that little hampsters obsessed with Bruce Willis.

"Santa, O Dark One, I'll whisper, not shout. Please give me my gun, I won't shoot my eye out."

by Joe Bastard June 25, 2004