Jody M.'s definitions

splufty

Super-cool, awesome, neato, fantastic, extraordinary, amazing, incredible, exciting, the bomb, the best of the best of the best

Check out my splufty new MP3 player!

by Jody M. October 16, 2006

kitty hard

An extremely sarcastic way of responding when an event or action that isn't difficult at all -- but is made to seem that way by the speaker. A tribute to cats, the ultimate drama queens, who such a hard life that they make a Big Deal when you move them off the clean laundry they've been sleeping on for the last 23.5 hours.

Jerry: And I had to sleep on 1000 thread count sheets because the 1500 thread count sheets were dirty!
Tom: Your life is so kitty hard.

Glenda: I can't talk right now, I have to get my nails done, hair done, a massage, AND go shopping for new clothes before I have lunch with Brad Pitt!
Evillene: Your life is so kitty hard.

by Jody M. March 25, 2010

grumpgasm

Receiving intense pleasure from being pessimistic;
An orgasm of grumpiness

Doc had a grumpgasm when the other six Dwarves noticed he wasn't whistling while he worked!

by Jody M. November 9, 2008