Jock Cousteau's definitions

Pork Ranger

An obsessive, over-zealous and egotistical Park Ranger who feels a need to ticket drivers for speeding, typically on roads outside of his or her jurisdiction.

Better slow down, those Pork Rangers will ticket you for five miles over the limit!

by Jock Cousteau August 11, 2008

Lumberage

The sticks and stems that remain after cleaning your stash of weed.

Hey, let's grind up the lumberage and sell it to you little bro.

by Jock Cousteau December 2, 2011