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Definitions by Jock Baylof

Benchiman Hampanoeli 

The Anit-Christ, everything about him is the opposite of the portrayal of jesus christ, meaning he stinks, he has an I.Q of a three year old ,(and the build of one) as well as being unable to perform simple tasks like wipe himself. He is also the closet to hell as one can be with an approximate height of 3 cm. He calls everyone a pedophile and plays nothing but Cod and GTA V all day.
"Benchiman Hampanoeli stole my 85 year old Grandfather's used underwear"