Definitions by Jock B

Mapping 

A sex stained matress...with various pussy puddle marks, stench trench secretions and swamp stains.

Generally leaving contour lines of various colours.
Sometimes used to boast of past conquests.

poor use of sex towel or minge mop

Look at the mapping on that matress.....you should have used a sex towel.
or
look at that mapping....that bed's seen some action.

Mapping by Jock B December 20, 2010