Definitions by Joanna Anthony Chrissy

Goochaplegic 

One who is paralyzed from the gooch down.

1.Wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good.

2.Serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance class, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a Goochaplegic.

3.
Serena: "Aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!"

Goochaplegic by Joanna Anthony Chrissy March 2, 2009