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To Pull a Bauer:

The act of trying to one up somebody or interfere with the task they are trying to accomplish.

Yo man! Why you gotta go all Bauer on me broseph!

If you are on the green trying to putt and somebody does the Macarena with their shadow in your line they are pulling a Bauer.

by Joanie Loves Your Mom May 15, 2013

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Komer Syndrome

When an individual enjoys masturbation in public places. Most often truck stop restrooms and random senior living facilities.

I've got a bad case of Komer Syndrome. I'd better not go with you to visit your grandmother in the nursing home today.

by Joanie Loves Your Mom May 07, 2013

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