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cold-cock

"When Bill and I fight, I'm totally gonna cold-cock that guy".
by Jon May 13, 2005
mugGet the cold-cockmug.

prostitot

a young girl (10-16) that dresses slutty and tries to be a prostitute but does not act on any prositutial activities.
That girl is such a prostitot!
by Jon November 12, 2003
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gug

A generous and loving mother-in-law and/or grandmother
(Question) "Hey kids, wanna go over to Gug's house?" (Answer) "Yipee!"
by Jon December 25, 2003
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flackshack

I live in the flakshack that Larry had just painted.
by Jon December 8, 2004
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Canyonnerro

the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five. it goes real slow with the hammer down, it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride! Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.
take the Canyonnerro, fuck the burban!
by jon January 8, 2004
mugGet the Canyonnerromug.

Seattle

A city in Washington State.

What can I say? I live in California, and I hate it. Seattle is my place, and even though it does has it flaws, I still, and always love the Emerald City.
Seattle, A Jewel Of The Pacific Northwest.
by Jon March 14, 2005
mugGet the Seattlemug.

slow motion

Oh baby,i love it when u slow motion for me.
by Jon May 13, 2005
mugGet the slow motionmug.

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