JoN's definitions

The San Andreas Fault

My answer to the nuclear bomb. Someday (Hopefully in 2010, I'll be out of California in 2009) it will rupture, and cause California to sink into the pacific.

Newscaster: In other news, the San Andreas ruptured and caused a 9.9 earthquake, then, California sank into the pacific, wait, that’s not news, like anyone cares about that, California sucks.

by Jon March 15, 2005

virii

Refers to people from planet virus. People who use this word usually received their GED two years after graduating from Sally Struthers University with degree in TV/VCR repair.

I was using my computer and noticed i was infected with some virii right before i was abducted and was anally probed.

by Jon November 10, 2003

rog0r

A rog0r is a word used to descibe an act of homosexuality.

Oh my goh Bruce was caught rog0ring Lance.

by Jon October 10, 2003

math

arithmetic, calculus, and pie diagrams.

mathematicians don't study math; they study other things, like cohomology groups, k-theory, and algebraic d-modules.

by jon May 1, 2004

anality

The act of being an anal person. A gay man who regularly enjoys ass play is said to possess anality. Gay male porn stars who enjoy inserting dildos into their butts, have anality as do gay men who enjoy receiving anal sex. Anality is the term for people who enjoy anal play.

Did you see Jeff Stryker insert that big dildo up his butt? Did you see the way it slid up there. I loved watching him lube it up and his butt before pushing it on up there. He is possessed of anality.

by Jon October 9, 2004

The Play

The biggest hosing in the history of college foootball.

The Play ended John Elway's college football career.

by Jon January 1, 2004

escalade

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.

by Jon March 19, 2004