klinkers

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.

That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!

by Jon October 10, 2004

turk

Slang for a person from the Welsh town of Llanelli.

Came from the fact that many Turkish people used to turn up in Llanelli and some married into the locals.

Usually refers to supporters of Llanelli Rugby Football Club, or Llanelli Scarlets regional rugby team.

"The bloody Turks won again!"

by Jon May 16, 2004

Grinspork

Some odd tall lanky kid with no life

"Man that guy Grinspork, sits on his computer all day"

by Jon June 09, 2003

fingercuff

The act in which a girl, usually a slut, has one Cock in her mouth and another in her vag.

When we were fingercuffing that bitch Leor hit her from behind so hard my whole 3 inch cock was forced into her mouth and she hurled all over the place.

Watch Chasing Amy and you can see that chick get finger cuffed. Well they talk about it atleast.

by Jon December 07, 2003

hetro

Same as Hetero Correct spelling.
A heterosexual person.

No anal for me i am hetro.

by jon February 09, 2004

40

abbreviation for the word/handle forte, an infamous hacker from the early 90s.

other abbreviations used: 4d, 4te, fourty.

yo forte, write me a worm in c.

by jon June 06, 2004

flackshack

A newly painted home.

I live in the flakshack that Larry had just painted.

by Jon December 09, 2004