Definitions by JoJo hodges

wet young bastard

A boy at any young age group who contains the ability to make a 3 point jumpshot very well.

If I would've made that shot I would've been a wet young bastard

wet young bastard by JoJo Hodges March 27, 2008

Couch Scabies

A non-harmful sexually transmitted disease obtained from having sex with your couch, in which things inside your couch become stuck to the end of a mans penis.

dude, my sofa gave me couch scabies

Couch Scabies by JoJo hodges January 30, 2008