JoHn's definitions

magician

A person lacking any talent, yet skilled enough to master the art of boring people to death. Closely related to jugglers, mimes, and unicyclists.

The magician will be performing shortly. We should leave now.

by John July 22, 2004

fatmuscle

abbreviation of:

For All The Many Single Chicks Longing Excitement

big erections

by john March 27, 2004

banana funk

a goddamn asshole, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Dude 1: 'I'm American maaaaan.'
Dude 2: 'Word, Banana funk brother!'

by John May 3, 2004

rizz

1. To be equal or less then useless
2. To be sexually inactive to the oppisite sex
3. To be an outcasted, voted out
4. To have an IP 65.197.202.254
5. To be related to zezima

1. He is feeling so rizz today.
3. He was rizzed out by the elders.

by John December 11, 2004

28 days later

In England, "28 days later" is roughly the equivalent of "four to six weeks later" in America -- like when you order something out of a catalog and they say the merchandise will be arriving in the near future.

Thank you for ordering "The Greatest Hits of Kathie Lee Gifford." You can expect it 28 days later.

by John March 20, 2004

Lynard Skynard

The greatest southern rock band ever, see also amazing

Lynard Skynard is the best band ever!

by John October 17, 2004

Supply Side Econotard

People who realize that balancing a budget shouldn't be about raising taxes, but about cutting spending!!!!!

by john October 20, 2003