litteraly the best brazillian wonder kid on earth like he’s even the best wonder kid ever he plays for watford like best watford player ever gonna get em promoted n shit and a joao is like what u call someone that’s cool.
although when you call someone a joao it can be referred to being called a nonce ngl
example 1 for normal: hey look that guy has a big shlong it must be João
Example 2 for nonce: Hey g, look over there it’s a joao tappin a 15 year old
