Definitions by Jizzonah

Jizz Mitzvah 

When you are at a bar mitzvah ceremony and begin to nut uncontrollably, similar to a garden hose full of jizz. Usually considered a religious hate crime in most west indonesian cultures.

Bro did you hear about Jacob Goldstein’s Jizz Mitzvah!? Uncle Goldstein couldn’t control his jizz! It went everywhere.

Jizz Mitzvah by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

Jizzathalon

When you complete an event in each major jizz sport (jizz baseball, jizz soccer, jizz and field, etc.). The winner of a jizzathalon gets slimed in jizz (similar to the winner of a Nickelodeon kids choice award, but less green assuming the donor jizz is healthy).

Wanna run a jizzathalon later?

Remember that one time you completed a jizzathalon and got slimed in moderately green jizz.

Jizzathalon by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

Jizzcuzzi 

When group of friends all nut in a jacuzzi at the same time while listening to Cheif Keef. Could possibly lead to impregnation of the next female to use the jizzcuzzi.

Hey are you and Tommy down to Jizzcuzzi later?

“I was a lab baby” “I was adopted” “I was a Jizzcuzzi baby…”

Jizzcuzzi by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

Brozizzle

When ur talking to ur home dawg and u wanna call him a sick nick name.

Whatup Brozizzle

What’s happenin Brozizzle

Yo brozizzle

Brozizzle by Jizzonah April 11, 2020