Jizz Mopper's definitions

northern ireland

The land of bowler hats, marching and orange sashes. Lets not forget drug dealing to fund arms purchases. Why fight over the place?

I say old man, can I walk past your house?

No, feck off, this is Northern Ireland.

by Jizz Mopper September 15, 2003

religion

Early sport. Allowed tribes to form into competing teams for various games (football, polo, Lion-feeding).

1-0 to the Christians! 1-0 to the Christians!

Cheer up Mu-hammed, O what can it be?
You've got a shit religion and a shit football te-am!

by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003

Looking for badgers

Cottaging. Gay cruising for casual sex.

I was merely on Hampstead Heath looking for badgers.

by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003