Definitions by Jizz Mopper

northern ireland 

The land of bowler hats, marching and orange sashes. Lets not forget drug dealing to fund arms purchases. Why fight over the place?

I say old man, can I walk past your house?

No, feck off, this is Northern Ireland.

northern ireland by Jizz Mopper September 15, 2003

Looking for badgers 

Cottaging. Gay cruising for casual sex.

I was merely on Hampstead Heath looking for badgers.

Looking for badgers by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003

religion 

Early sport. Allowed tribes to form into competing teams for various games (football, polo, Lion-feeding).

1-0 to the Christians! 1-0 to the Christians!

Cheer up Mu-hammed, O what can it be?
You've got a shit religion and a shit football te-am!

religion by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003