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Definitions by Jimmy Rollins 262

PorterSweat 

Extreme sweating from extremely warm weather or external stimuli causing to "panic" or to "worry".

A sweaty substance that if can be controlled could be used to rule the world.
Biked 15 miles around 100 degree philly today and got major PorterSweat.

I'm an hour away from my house and I just realized I left a candle on, I'm gonna start portersweating all over the place unless I get back and put it out.

Replaced my lime w/ #portersweat for this lovely Corona Beer.